How Did I Get Here?
Talking Heads "Once In A Lifetime" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
And you may find yourself Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well... How did I get here?

When I was in 4th grade they took us to Cracker County as a class field trip at the Florida State Fair. It is a permanent fixture at the Florida State Fairgrounds that shows an ideal version of 1880's Florida. They explained to us school children that a native Floridian was called a Cracker because they cracked a whip at the cattle and other livestock that they used. I thought we were crackers because we were tanned brown and a bit salty. I was born and raised in Tampa, Florida. I have no problem with being called a Florida Cracker (yes I have a permanent tan). On the Alaska automobile tag it proudly states "The Last Frontier", and here I had grown up thinking that as Captain Kirk had told me it was... (dramatic pause) Space! The Final Frontier!
I've been living in Anchorage, Alaska for exactly six months. I drove from Tampa, FL and recounting that journey might be an article in the future. I have had a lot of uniques experiences here (especially unique for me having lived in Florida for 37 years) and there are a lot of things that seem oddly similar to Florida so I thought I'd start a blog to entertain, inform, and if no one reads it my kids might look at this to someday answer... "What the hell was Dad thinking!?".

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